Dude. So mommy made me and Molly get all dressed up (I even had a tie on!). I was a little annoyed at first, man, but then she whipped out these fantastically large Strawberry Vanilla Swirly Pops. I thought that was totally cool, dude. If she's going to make me dress up in the penguin suit and take pictures, the least she could do was hook me up with some shugah!!! Pretty sneaky, mom!!!

Molly was running through the house and tripped and fell and hers went crashing to the floor in a million little pieces. That was kinda fun to watch too. I'm totally excited for Christmas, peeps! Only 21 days left!!!! Woohoo!! Later!! (Simon)